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Marshmallow Chicks, Colored Eggs and the Easter Bunny

Our NŒRD tarp headquarters will be closed over Easter from April 18 to 21.

F61 BETTY

$240.00
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PRETTY BETTY: F61

Don’t let this beauty waste away in suburban exile! This too-pretty-for-anyone tote-bag withstands unnamed abuse without so much as a blemish on it’s beautiful tarp face and it’s elegant tote shape. Blossoms on every trip to town – not only because it fills up with goodies, but because in the urbs, it comes to find it’s true purpose.

Functions
1. Sassy shoulder or humble hand carriage.
2. External zippered pocket for fast access to MasterCard, mace or Methylphenidate.
3. Zippered bag-in-the-bag with safety leash for on-the-fly fishing for your precious and privates.

F61 BETTY HOW-TO MOVIE

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