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Your request has been received, printed and placed in the large question pot. Our happy-go-lucky robot, Ga;SH-i 2016, regularly draws a question from the pot and reads it out to the group gathered round, and then we all use every bit of brainpower we possess to come up with a good answer. We are crossing our fingers that your question will be the next one to be drawn.
 

Well, to be completely honest, it doesn’t quite work that way. Unfortunately, Ga;SH-i 2016 was utterly overwhelmed within milliseconds by the task assigned to him because the FREITAG Online Team answers questions at such a rapid pace that the robot’s hydraulic joint system overheated, to put it mildly. Ga;SH-i 2016 has since left for the far-off reaches of the internet with empty memory banks and dangling cables. So, your inquiry will be answered as quickly as possible by one of our humanoid employees using the ten-finger system.
 

Until your answer arrives, we wish you lots of fun with our 3.0 website.
 

All the best,
The FREITAG Online cyborgs